Articles tagged with theguinessblog
Guiness the Cat Has Passed Away
Feline author and President of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association Guiness the Cat passed away quietly this afternoon, Sunday, October 18, 2015 at about 12:34 Eastern Time after a sudden illness. More details will follow in his obituary. Followin
Accounting for the Human, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. I suppose I should explain my inexcusable absence of late. It's simple, really. It's all Debbi's fault. First it was the yard sale, which was less than a spectacular success to say the least. Then it was the new busi
The Squirrel-B-Q was a Great Success, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is Guiness the Cat, President of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association with an update on the PCBA's first ever Squirrel-B-Q. I am pleased to report that the effort was a complete success. Thanks to all the kitties who were able to attend, and
Guiness the Cat Announces the Menu for the Emergency Professional Cat Bloggers Association Meeting
Hello, it is me, Guiness the Cat, President of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association, here to inform all members that I have called an emergency meeting for the following agenda. We're going to have a squirrel-b-q in my front yard. We'll start with a
Maybe I Can Finally Get Some Things Done Around Here, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is finally me, Guiness the Cat, back from all the exhausting supervising I have had to do recently. You don't know how terribly exhausting it has been to orchestrate all the craziness around here of late! I am so far behind, I hardly know where
Maybe I Can Finally Get Some Things Done Around Here, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is finally me, Guiness the Cat, back from all the exhausting supervising I have had to do recently. You don't know how terribly exhausting it has been to orchestrate all the craziness around here of late! I am so far behind, I hardly know where
Sharing Some Springtime, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. We've had a lot of beautiful spring days here in between the rainy ones, and Debbi and I have been busy with a lot of photo shoots. It's exhausting work being such a celebrity. I posed for a lot of good shots, but I've spen
I Have Been Caught Red-Pawed, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. Well, the jig is up. No more such-a-good-kitty-for-coming-when-called. Although, in my defense, I did come when she showed up in the backyard looking for me. It's not my fault she was paying more attention to the jonqui
Someone Please Explain to Me Why Deer Need a Salad Fork, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat with an urgent question. Why would a deer need a fork? With the lovely spring weather we've been having since it abruptly quit being winter, Debbi and I have been doing a lot of photo sessions outside, especially around the
Humans Are So Gullible, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat with the latest lame-brained thing my human did. She started out the day spending hours cleaning house. I don't know why. She's just going to get it dirty again. I kept telling her there were more important things to life.
That Was One Big Bird, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Investigative Reporter reporting on the phenomenon in my driveway. That's not paint, people. We are talking a lot of bird poop here. Isn't there some kind of law about pooping on the pavement? A county ordinance at least? Defa
What Happened to the Sun? by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat, and I'm a bit perplexed. After shining so brilliantly all weekend, the sun did not show up for work today. It was a nice, mild day … pretty much just right with the exception of the sun's conspicuous absence.
It's a Purrfect Caturday! by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. It's a purrfect Caturday in the spring, and it's all about me! Yes, I know I was just saying it was winter, and then it was summer, and then it was winter, and now it's spring. All in one week. It's Georgia. Get o
Rain, Rain, Go Away, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is me, the waterlogged Guiness the Cat, and I am seriously considering packing up my treats and heading to New Zealand to hang out with my friends Morpheus the Cat and Sylf the Feline Spy. Morph says it is 83 degrees, and he's hanging out in the
I am NOT Something Else, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. Debbi got up this morning and told me I was something else. I want to make one thing clear. I am not something else. Debbi is seriously not a morning person. Seriously. Do not expect intelligent brain function from her b
Happy Valentines Day to Two of My Favorite Kitties, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat wishing a very happy Valentine's Day to everyone, but most especially two of my favorite kitties in the world: Mildred the Cat and Freya the Catblog Cat. I could not ask for any two smarter, more beautiful, or more talented
Monday Musings, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat with a few random thoughts. In other words, I had some comments to make, but none of them added up to 500 characters by themselves. I've had a rather boring weekend. First, Debbi spent most of the day Friday and Saturday ho
It Was An Insult to my Fluffiness, by Guiness the Cat
It is me, Guiness the Cat. In case you didn't recognize me from the photos. I didn't pick the photos, by the way. And I did not approve them. That is one downside of not having the patience to upload photos myself, and assigning that chore
The Poop on the Words I Had with Debbi, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it's me, Guiness the Cat. Debbi and I exchanged some words last night. She started it. She was the one who brought it up. "We need to have a discussion about toilet paper," she said. Personally, I don't see any point in wasting money on toilet p
My Opinion of the Wendy's Ciabatta Bacon Cheeseburger, by Guiness the Cat
Debbi posted what she thought about the Wendy's Ciabatta Bacon Cheeseburger she brought home for us to eat on Valentine's Day, so I thought I'd give my thoughts about it, too. You can read her review here, if you really care what she thinks. Cheese, brea
Boxing Day: My New Favorite Holiday, by Guiness the Cat
It is me, Guiness the Cat. I'm afraid I wasn't as active as I should have been during the week after Christmas, but that is partially because I have been so very busy celebrating my new favorite holiday: Boxing Day! This holiday is so wo
The Selfie, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, everyone, it is me, Guiness the Cat, just letting you know that it is finally back to business for me. I'm hoping that most of the craziness of the last few weeks is over and I can have my computer back. We have been so very busy that sometimes I j
It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Christmas, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is me, Guiness the Cat, popping in between naps to wish everyone a very merry Christmas and to remind you that I like tuna juice, cheese, treats, lunch meat, cardboard boxes, and bags of just about any sort. Gift bags, tote bags, suitcases, backp
It's Hard to Get a Paw in Edgewise, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is me (finally!), Guiness the Cat. I have not hardly been able to get a paw in edgewise recently. Debbi has been hogging the computer ever since her trip to Chattanooga on Monday, to the exclusion of everything else. Honestly. Resizing and editin
I Think I Need to Adjust My Insulin, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is me, Guiness the Cat. As many of you know, I have feline diabetes, and I take two shots of insulin a day. In case you haven't heard, I'm an exceptionally good shot taker. I come at shot time and purr through it and everything. When I was first
I'm So Excited! By Guiness the Cat
Hello, all, this is Guiness the Cat, and it is a wonderful, wonderful day! The Catblog Cat is here, she's here, she's here! Oh, and her human, &HappyLady , too. Freya the Catblog Cat and I have been friends and colleagues for awhile, now. The Catblog
My Latest Box, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat, and I just wanted to show you the latest box Debbi brought home just for me. She was even considerate enough to stuff it full of clothes that she is packing away to try to sell at a yard sale in the spring. They make such wo
Exercising Futility, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it's me, Guiness the Cat, filling in for Debbi once again because she's been too busy all day exercising futility. Seriously. Like it really needs exercising. All day long, ever since the piano student left this morning she's been
Brand New Shipment of Maple Leaves Just In, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is me, Guiness the Cat, with the news you procrastinating leaf buyers have been waiting for! One of my two top suppliers of maple leaves has just dropped a new shipment on me. New shipments of oak leaves are flittering in daily, as well. In case
I Didn't Feel Good This Morning, by Guiness the Cat
This is Guiness the Cat. I woke up feeling rather poorly this morning. I think I've got a hairball that just doesn't want to come up. At least that's what I told Debbi, because when I refuse to eat, it freaks her out. A little puke is one thing, because I
An Update on Debbi the Dental Drama Queen, by Guiness the Cat
This is Guiness the Cat. I just wanted to let you know that Debbi is back from the endodontist with all the teeth she left home with, but not nearly as much money. The dentist made a small incision in her gum to scrape out all the infection around her abs
Leaves for Sale, A Dime a Dozen, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it's me, Guiness the Cat here with an amazing deal. Since Debbi has so many dental appointments coming up, I'd thought I'd help her out with a little fundraising toward the bills. I'm perfectly bored with all the cat food in the house, so as soon as
It's National Black Cat Day! by Guiness the Cat
And the holidays just keep on coming! It's me, Guiness the Cat, with yet another feline festivity! Yesterday, October 29, if you will recall, was National Cat Day in the US. Today, October 30, is National Black Cat Day! And lest you decide to point out
It's National Cat Day! by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is Guiness the Cat, and Happy National Cat Day to all my kitty friends all over the world. Today is a day we celebrate what marvelous creatures we cats are, and we invite you humans to join in the celebration. If you have a cat,
On Cats, Cat Hair, and Furniture, An Open Letter to Lovey by Guiness the Cat
Dear Lovey the Cat, I can totally identify with your post My Lovely Cat Hair. It is so unfair of your mom to say you can't sit on the couch just because of your lovely cat hair. I feel your pain. I am not allowed on the living room furniture, either, unl
In Debt Yet Again, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat, and once again I have had to go into debt to buy cat food. It's not that I haven't earned the money. I have. It's that once again, my #redemption at that other site has not been paid on time. My last two redemptions were s
How I Was Diagnosed With Feline Diabetes, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. Today I'd like to tell you about when I found out I had #diabetes. Back on September 6, 2012, I woke up feeling quite puny with some kind of infection. I didn't even want to eat treats. Debbi promptly called the vet as soon
It's About Time Debbi Came Home, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. I'm quite sure you have missed me greatly, and have been wondering where I was. And the answer to that is nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. Nowhere at all. I have been right here. Apparently cats don't get vacations. That is a
Face South, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat. First of all, let me say that Debbi is a very good shot giver. It doesn't hurt a bit when she gives me my insulin injections twice a day. In fact, most of the time I don't feel it at all. That's not the issue here. The iss
Where Did the Horsies Go? by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat, and I seem to be horseless at the moment. Back in the spring, two horsies moved into the back yard next door. Seriously. The back yard and a strip of the side yard. On about half an acre enclosed in an electric fence. All
