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Local Attractions for the Alien Visitor Amarillo, Texas

The Ellis brought up a wonderful idea in this piece and it dawned upon me, what if the alien visitor chose Amarillo, Texas, instead?

Well, surely, we'd want to take them some entertaining, right?

Let's see – There's Wonderland Park Who wouldn't want to take their on a log on ? At least one run on the or the Octopus.

Yes. Make sure they see how can be about eating themselves to death. Yes, it's possible here.

At least let them see one of the nice, things about our world. This canyon is magical.

The And, before they call in the , at least try showing them we are trying to our place in it all.

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paigea wrote on July 20, 2014, 12:48 PM

The Aliens are going to arrive in ST. Paul, Alberta because they have a UFO landing pad.

CharlotteRaynor wrote on July 20, 2014, 3:38 PM

Texas seems to be a good place for the aliens to go first. It seems to have a lot of attractions they might find interesting. emoticon :smile:

Ellis wrote on July 20, 2014, 5:27 PM

I have never been to fact, I've never really been to America. Popped my head around the door into New York State once from Canada but that's about it...

gidget wrote on July 20, 2014, 7:10 PM

But they had better not take the bus, right? ;)