Money is My True Love!
What is the most important thing in the world to me? It's money. We were taught as children that money isn't everything, and that it's the root of all evil, but that is nonsense. Money is everything, because everything revolves around money. If money is the root of all evil, how come religious organizations ask for it?
I can do without love or friendship. If I am hungry, love and friendship will not fill my stomach. If I need clothes, money will provide with clothes. If I need shelter, money will help me get shelter. If I need to travel, money will help me travel. If I have a girlfriend, I need money to keep the girlfriend, because no girl wants a broke man. If you want friends to hang out with, you will need money. Having friends and lovers cost money, so money is more important than friendship or love.
Having money is the most critical thing in the world. If I did not have money, I would be a beggar. What would I be begging for? You guessed it, money. We all need money.
Money is my true love.
Image Credit » Photo was taken by me, Victor Serrao.