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I Join the Ranks of VICTIM

Well yesterday was a landmark day for me. A landmark in disgust! I've never been so grossed out.

I'm old, I have a variety of interests. Most of these are online. I sit on my keister. A lot.

Well, I was absorbed in something, completely absorbed. I finished a complex computer illustration, but that may not have been what I was doing. I write online articles, but that may not have been what I was doing.

What I was likely doing is (thanks, grand kids!) playing Roblox. Trying to squeak out that last gem from the mine or something...

I look intently, while I raise my half-full glass of port wine to my lips and take a gulp.

"BLECH! OH, BLECH. Ptooi... Ptooi... Sheila!"

W-H-A-M-O!!!

"Sheila, get me some paper towels. OH, BLECH BLECH!!"

The whamo was for the fuzzy fly that had slipped in the wine and was doing the backstroke in my mouth on my tongue.

OH BLECH!

My son was a victim twice, at his computer biting on a sandwich, he bit (on both occasions) a Stink Bug in half.


Image Credit » Pixabay https://pixabay.com/en/housefly-house-fly-fly-insect-155460/

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MegL wrote on July 2, 2018, 12:43 PM

Oh my goodness! Not something I would fancy. I will make sure not to download roblox, LOL.

Kasman wrote on July 2, 2018, 5:57 PM

A colleague of mine once drank from a can of coke and was stung on his tongue by a wasp which had decided to share the drink with him!

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lookatdesktop wrote on July 2, 2018, 7:06 PM

Yea. got a fly in my milk. a worm in a fresh peach and a roach in my turkey vulture tetrazzini. Actually I lie. The turkey was not a buzzard. But the roach in the food made me go back and order a replacement. I was unable to enjoy the second one because I was already grossed out by the first plate of bug tetrazzini.

VinceSummers wrote on July 2, 2018, 8:04 PM

Not a Blech for him... a Yowch! I prefer the fly.

AliCanary wrote on July 7, 2018, 7:13 PM

Eww! I Once accidentally ate an ant that had climbed my glass. Bleahhh

VinceSummers wrote on July 7, 2018, 8:15 PM

As the saying goes (however true or untrue): Misery loves company!

VinceSummers wrote on July 8, 2018, 7:25 AM

A buddy and I were in Philly and bought a cheese pizza. It had a dead yellow jacket on it.

lookatdesktop wrote on July 10, 2018, 8:35 AM

Well, just this morning, my wife bit into a fresh fig from our backyard fig tree. It had a worm in it. So, I will have to go out and sprinkle some Sevin Powder around the ground at the base of those fig trees. I picked only 4 so far as the ones that are still green will remain until ripe, or nearly ripe. Already I have seen some evidence of insect attacks and bird and squirrel attacks. There's little or no hope for those poor figs. :(

VinceSummers wrote on July 10, 2018, 8:51 AM

Oh Blech, Blech. A worm. Yuck. Figs are pollinated by tiny wasps. I've always thought it would be cool to have a fig tree. But if I were in your shoes, I'd try artichokes, instead. I should think the climate would be great.