Being a Bad Connection
It is all downhill from here like what the arrow in the accompanying photo shows. LOL!
Wrote awhile back that I wanted to be a bad PPer . Well, a good part of that would be being a bad connection. We have seen our share of awful connections so let me count the ways...
I'd post in your profile page something along the lines of 'Connected! Please connect back!', uhmmm... yeah... talk about being desperate! True story, back in the 'b' site, a newbie, connected with me and then threatened to disconnect if I didn't connect back. He wrote it in my profile page. I force choked him using the power of the dark side of the force... I never heard from him again.
Back to being a bad connection, the icing on the cake for that 'I connected with you, connect back with me' comment is that I didn't actually connect with you. I didn't even read a single post from you. Bad!
I'd also use a fake profile pic of an alluring lady even though I'm actually balding, forty something, with a beer belly, and living in my parent's basement. I'd use different pics of the same girl in my posts to get the male population of this site to view and comment on my posts. Talk about false advertising!!! Again, back in the 'b' site, this worked like a charm. I doubt if it will work here, but I'm willing to try. LOL!
I'd read your post and leave a comment that is totally unrelated or something that personally attacks both you and your post. Either that or I'll leave a message about how the sister of the aunt of the cousin of the grandmother of the hotdog guy in stadium where the cousin of the friend of my friend got to earn enough dead presidents to make a down payment on a nice car of her choice.
Hhhmmmm... just for kicks, I'd report your posts and comments as inappropriate. Let's see if that goes well...
So how do you become a worthy connection? Do you consider yourself one or are you a bad connection?
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