Boobs and Butts: The Murder
When the character Val Parker auditioned for the director Zach in A Chorus Line , she sang, "Tits and ass can change your life."
Boobs and Butts: The Murder could be the title of a spoof of the Broadway hit if not for the fact this is a serious, true story about the murder of a husband and father.
Mirinda Boob and Ronald Heichel allegedly conspired to murder her husband, Samuel Boob, who was found fatally shot in the family driveway on August 23, 2009.
Mrs. Boob and Heichel, who were lovers, exchanged text messages to plan the details of the morning, making sure that the Boob children stayed safe and that Mrs. Boob would have an alibi by going to church, according to Lockhaven.com.
Heichel was charged with murder, conspiracy, aggravated assault and theft. Boob was charged with conspiracy to commit criminal homicide and conspiracy to commit aggravated assault. The two are awaiting trial.
A year later, Kermit Butts now "sings" (slang for confess) for his involvement in the murder of Samuel Boob. According to KVEO.com, Butts admitted to helping Ronald Heichel dispose of Boob's body. Heichel offered Butts $5000 to assist in the crime.
After the Butts confession, he was charged with felony aggravated assault and hindering apprehension or prosecution.
This is one murderous performance where one Boob, a Butts, and a Heichel definitely changed the life of Samuel Boob and his children forever.
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