My Top 5 Interior Decorating Mistakes
One of the most satisfying things about owning your own home is the ability to control your own space. When it comes to interior design, that can be a dream...or a nightmare. Even with an art degree, I, too, have had some epic fails. Here are my top five interior decorating mistakes, for your reading pleasure.
5. The Green Monster
The laundry room of our rental condo sported a linoleum floor straight out of the '70s, with a pattern that was predominantly avocado. I can't take the blame for the flooring, but my attempt to go "designer" by matching the wall color resulted in a, shall we say, "overabundance of tropical flair". At least the washer and dryer are white. Good thing that was a small space!
4. Preppie Paradise
The carpet in our first home was a rose color, which looked cheery with the plain white walls. But after we moved out and kept the house to use as a rental property, I wanted to give those boring walls some color. Anticipating replacing the rose carpet with a seafoam green, I chose pale green for the walls, but after I'd finished painting, we ran short on cash and decided to let the carpet stay through one more tenant. Unfortunately, the pink-and-green combo made it look like a preppie Easter bunny had painted the place--one prospective tenant actually got angry that she had driven an hour to see it! Fortunately, we found tenants who found the color scheme inoffensive, and we eventually replaced the carpet with the seafoam...just in time to sell the house.
3. Just Add Some Trim
I decided to repaint the kitchen with a ragging effect to disguise some oil stains on the walls. Inspired by Tuscany, I chose a combination of lemon yellow and a darker butterscotch. Despite what you're thinking, it actually came out fine; the only problem is that the kitchen had a pass-through, so the wall continued into the dining room, which continued into the living room (OK, pretty much the whole front of the house). I wasn't about to rag the whole place in Tuscan Countryside, so my brilliant solution was to glue a piece of trim vertically down the wall between the kitchen and dining room. Did it look ridiculous? You betcha!
2. Sledding, Anyone?
Our new house was much nicer than our "starter home," with brand new hardwood floors. I decided that the Persian rug given to us as a wedding present by my friend Kathy would be perfect for the foyer, so I happily unfurled the lovely rug over the shiny wood floor. Later in the day, I found the rug all rucked up against the front door. Wondering what had happened, I straightened it back out. Later that evening, we heard some noises from the foyer, and discovered the rug in a disheveled state yet again. We eventually realized that our cats were taking running leaps and using the rug as a sled to zip across the slick floor! So much for the classy new rug in our classy new foyer.
1. Slipcovers from Hell
Our leather sofas had seen better days; over the years they had sustained a little too much attention from the cats. Despite all the scratches, they were still comfortable, and so slipcovers seemed the solution. But the slipcovers were apparently FedExed from Satan's Lair, because it took me two hours to figure out how to make the large, amorphous blobs of material fit (and I use the term 'fit' laughingly) on the sofas. The things had fitted edges, but what did they fit? I finally settled on an arrangement that made a bit of sense after enough pulling and tucking, and the sofas looked fairly attractive. The only problem was that if you actually sat on them, all the tucking became untucked, and the amorphous blob was back. No wonder that thing was in so many horror movies!
Photo taken by me, of my couch, with the evil, evil slipcover.
Image Credit » My own photo