She Borrowed my Mother's Panties.
My mom’s friend called one night.
“Do you have a luggage? Could you lend me please ? ,” mom’s friend asked.
“ oh, I thought you would only have two nights and three days vacation.Why don’t you just bring a hand carry?,”replied mom.
I did not notice that my handcarry’s zipper was broken.
“uh-oh, sorry but I don’t have”. Mom lied.
Mom suggested that her friend buy a new hand carry instead. But her friend wanted to be comfortable in the plane,she would have her baggage checked in.
“If you buy a luggage, you’d still carry another bag to keep your essentials like keys, pocket money or wallet, tissue, sunnies etc. Or you may wear a pickpocket proof panties like the one I have” said mom.
(Mom's friend is in her 70's and a bit senile .)
“Pick pocket proof panties? Cool! Then I should borrow that instead.
Surprised, mom replied, "Whhhhhhhhhhhaaat?!@#%$^ I’ve worn it already. My daughter gave it to me. You can buy one from the department store at lingerie section tomorrow."
“my flight is at seven in the morning tomorrow. I ain’t got time. I will just buy it from you,instead.” Mom’s friend insisted.
Mom had no choice.
Even though my mom has worn it only once , I still think it’s unhygienic. Actually, I gave this underwear to my mom because it has a pocket with zipper wherein she can keep money safely. Many times, my mom would go home without knowing that her wallet was robbed so I bought this for her so she could wear it every time she deposits money in my checking account.
“So, mom did you lend it to her?”, I asked.
“are you kidding me??”
“don’t worry. I told her she does not need to return it to me”
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