Guiness the Cat Announces the Menu for the Emergency Professional Cat Bloggers Association Meeting
Hello, it is me, Guiness the Cat, President of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association, here to inform all members that I have called an emergency meeting for the following agenda.
We're going to have a squirrel-b-q in my front yard.
We'll start with appetizers of grilled field mice covered in cheese, to be followed by a nice rat stew. From there, it's on to the main course of barbequed squirrel.
Members are requested to bring all the appropriate sides: milk, cheese, ranch dressing, gravy, bacon and chicken hors d'oeuvres, and of course ice cream and yogurt for dessert. No chocolate please. It's bad for kitties. I'm partial to vanilla myself.
We will begin the meeting by dividing into teams. One team will proceed to the field to hunt for the dastardly little varmints who chewed through my as-yet-unburied new internet cable in three places, preventing me from earning cat food money all weekend. The second team will be in charge of hauling lunch from the field to the yard.
My human has agreed to cook everything we catch, but refuses to dress it out (I don't know why), so Team 3 will be in charge of skinning and filleting.
Team 4 will handle clean up duties following butchering, another deal breaker for the human. Any well-behaved canines who would like to attend should volunteer for this team.
We will also need a team of supervisors, which I personally will oversee.
This meeting is of utmost urgency as it may be another week or two before the cable get buried. I urge all cats to attend if at all possible.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat, Very Annoyed (and Hungry) President, PCBA
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