Maybe I Can Finally Get Some Things Done Around Here, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is finally me, Guiness the Cat, back from all the exhausting supervising I have had to do recently. You don't know how terribly exhausting it has been to orchestrate all the craziness around here of late!
I am so far behind, I hardly know where to start.
I have finally goaded my human into finishing her taxes (all the accounts, after all, have her name on them, making her the one responsible for the taxes on all the money I earn). Now it is time for her to get back to making money instead of giving it to someone other than me. So as soon as she got home from church tonight, I met her at the door and led her to the office and told her to get back to making some Walmart money to buy me cat food and insulin while I laid on the bed and supervised.
Well, first she said I already had cat food. I said I was tired of what was in there, and she did her silly routine about needing to eat what's already paid for. So I told her to go buy something different, and then that would be already paid for and then I would have to eat it. (It stands to reason, don't you think?)
Next, she wandered off, saying something about needing her phone, and I had to go back and get her again. Honestly, humans are so bad about straying from where they are supposed to be.
Then she pointed out that I used to pay for my own cat food and insulin and litter, back in the glory days on Bubblews, and I need to get off the box and replace that income. If I would spend more time being brilliant and cute, she said, maybe I would be getting more income from my blog.
I really don't think she realizes how much energy goes into making sure she does her job. A cat can only do so much.
And it's hardly my fault there aren't more cat food surveys available for me to do.
I have finally shoved Debbi into the 21st century. We have wi-fi now, so there's no reason she can't earn me cat food money on the laptop while I have the desktop all to myself. Maybe I will finally be able to catch up posting all the wonderful new spring photos of me that have just been sitting in a folder on the computer.
But first, I'm going to turn both computers and the phone back over to her and let her multitask on that cat food money.
Talk to you soon.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
Content (c) 2015 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Image Credit » Photo (c) 2015 Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.