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Are Marshmallow Eggs Satanistic Demon Embryos?

Are Marshmallow Eggs Satanistic Demon Embryos?

By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee/@grannygee

Credit Image belongs to me, Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee/@grannygee

If I eat one good marshmallow egg, does that mean I'm bowing before the enemy? Does it mean I want Satan to 'penetrate' me? If I eat just one good marshmallow egg, and I swallow it ... does it mean that 'the egg will hatch', and release demonic influence in my life? Especially being Christian?

I am just ... in shock, after reading this. It might explain some things ... This is what I just read about ... it caught my attention. OMG! I now, know why I can be mean, sometimes. Year after year ... at this very time ... I've eaten more than one Marshmallow Easter Egg! I must be so mean, I don't know it ... I love those things!

I read this: 'Recent Christian studies prove beyond any doubt that marshmallow Easter eggs are a satanistic plot to infest South African children with the demons of paganry and witchcraft.'

And I read this: 'PARENTS BEWARE: MARSHMALLOW EGGS ARE ACTUALLY SATANISTIC DEMON EMBRYOS THAT HATCH INSIDE YOUR CHILD!!!'

I read these things, here: South Africans Against Dagga and Satan on Facebook. I wonder why they believe that? I've always heard 'where there's smoke ... there's fire'. So, is it really something in those eggs?

Seriously, I know people believe many things. I believe in certain things. I won't even say this isn't true ... how do I know? I can only voice what I am thinking as I digest what I have read ... one part of me wants to be silly ... the other part of me knows the strangest things ... can, do turn out to be true, sometimes. So, I'm not going to knock anyone's beliefs.

Stranger things have happened in this world! You know it, I know it. I respect others' beliefs, even if I can't adopt that way of believing. I would never say this is wrong. I have no idea what those Marshmallow Easter Eggs can do!

They are good as sin ... making me want ... more! I hope I'm not evil ... and I hope there's no demonic influence in me. Skip tells me whenever I get angry, that I am the only person he knows ... whose eyes turn pure red, and I look 'demonic'! As for being 'penetrated' by the devil ...

OMG! I wonder ... did those Marshmallow Easter Eggs I ate ... year after year ... do something to me? I pray not! I'm a most very good person ... just not when I'm mean! Damn those Marshmallow Easter Eggs ... I'm not going to eat one this year!

I just realized ... I love those Eggs! I might just have one more!

Note by this author: Because I don't believe in this ... doesn't mean it isn't true. We never know what strange things are in this world ... evil lurks ... everywhere. This is what I truly believe ... you never know.

Photos/story are owned, written by me ... Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee/@grannygee


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Comments

LeaPea2417 wrote on April 1, 2015, 10:50 AM

I think people who think that are purely superstitious. Marshmallow eggs are just a sweet treat someone discovered to celebrate the Spring Season and to celebrate Easter.

Feisty56 wrote on April 1, 2015, 11:31 AM

Yikes! There's nothing said that is truly surprising any longer, is there? Perhaps this bit of information was originated by a rival company that makes something other than marshmallow eggs to drive up its own profits.

wolfgirl569 wrote on April 1, 2015, 12:42 PM

That is really out there, When I read the title I thought you were just being silly. I hope no body believes that.

Alexandoy wrote on April 1, 2015, 2:59 PM

In the first place, what is marshmallow eggs?

Kasman wrote on April 1, 2015, 5:11 PM

Sounds like a rumour the cream egg company put around to drive their rivals out of business!

ViperGirl85 wrote on April 4, 2015, 11:49 PM

Wow, now that is one I have never heard before!