Mildred the Cat is not a kitty witty
Howdy everybody. I hope you are all well. I am good, pretty good. I have a repeating issue to bring up because it is repeating again. It is about my mom.
My mom has this thing about calling me Mildred Kitty Witty. I have written about this before but the problem persists. I have asked my mom not to call me Mildred Kitty Witty. I prefer Mildred at home and Mildred the Cat when in my professional role.
My mom says she just can’t help it. She figures calling me that silly name is ok around the house and she promises she won’t ever call me kitty witty in public. I’m not sure I trust her. She sometimes gushes over me, about how cute and wonderful I am, and I know she’s just one slip away from letting it slip.
I’m Mildred the Cat, writer, sage and Chair Cat of Peaceful Relations for the Professional Cat Bloggers Association. I must retain my dignity and my credibility. Humans and felines both must believe what I say and trust what I do. No one is ever going to believe or trust a kitty witty. Really.
Guiness, dear Cat ( OldRoadsOnceTraveled ), I know you understand exactly what I’m saying here. You’ve posted a few times about how your mom calls you things like “You’re such a good kitty” and “You’re something else” sometimes. Neither is proper or dignified. You are Guiness the Cat, world-renown intellect, writer, Founder and President of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association. You are not just any cat and neither am I.
Anyhoo, I will continue to try convincing my mom to act more appropriately. In the meantime, it's time for a chicken treat. I've earned it.
Till next time, Mildred the Cat, signing off and sending you purrs, paws and high fives.
Image: My mom’s of me
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