Queen Kitty Report: More Strange Human Behavior
"Don't play with that. Really, you have toys. Things you can't ingest," she says, taking away my fun new toy.
Can't ingest? Now, what fun is that ? I simply do not understand the human obsession with making sure that kitties not ingest things. Really, twist ties are fun to play with and are quite tasty as well.
She has been even more obsessed with this idea ever since they took my big brother to the Very Bad Place, aka the vet's office, a couple years ago after he was playing with a rubber band. Really, how much trouble could one little, tasty, rubbery rubber band be?
Then, of course, there is the weird obsession with computer cords.
"No! No! No!" Mommy says when I try to enjoy that nice, tasty computer cord.
What is so wrong with just nibbling a little bit on the cord? It's not like I am keeping her from pretending to work at the computer.
Image Credit » Photo is mine.