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Oh, I do not like jazz!

I do not like jazz music.

I am not a fan of opera or rap either, but jazz is the genre I despise. I went to a list of jazz songs, and all I had to do was pick one. The one I picked will have the honor of being my least favorite song for the

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The first song on the jazz list was Take Five by Dave Brubeck. I did not even listen to Take Five by Mr. Brubeck because it would have been wasted on me and silenced after a few seconds.

My former dentist played this awful jazz station every time she worked on my teeth. She was a good dentist, but I hated sitting in that chair listening to the jazz music that filled the room. I dumped that dentist after my frayed nerves could not take it any longer.

There are a multitude of jazz genres, but I don't care if it is smooth jazz, bebop jazz, bossa nova jazz, or any other jazz genre, I will not subject myself to any of them.

If you like jazz, you can listen to Take Five by Dave Brubeck.

My new dentist plays today's hits. I love that guy!


Image Credit » http://pixabay.com/en/jazz-musician-saxophone-female-469482/ by gypsysojourner

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BrenndaMarie wrote on February 27, 2015, 7:35 PM

I actually, like Blues music more I love BB King, I wish to see him once in my lifetime.

maxeen wrote on February 27, 2015, 7:41 PM

I am so sorry for you! It must be a very sad life to not appreciate what is in most peoples soul,even the birds like jazz!

JeanC wrote on February 27, 2015, 8:25 PM

LOL! Good thing you are here at the UIdaho campus this week, we have the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival this week emoticon :grin:

Squidwhisperer wrote on February 28, 2015, 1:01 AM

Wow - "jazz is the genre I despise"? Despise? Really? That's a pretty strong verb. And lumping opera in that as well? Kinda like saying I despise rock or country or folk or... music

crowntower wrote on February 28, 2015, 1:14 AM

I am into blues, alternative music and melomusic. I hate pop... but I guess I don't hate jazz if the music is really cool. Heheh. God bless, I think all of us has different likes and things we don't really like.

cheri wrote on February 28, 2015, 3:51 AM

I am not a fan either but I think its more tolerable than heavy metal music. I go for different genres but not that heavy metal rock!

msiduri wrote on February 28, 2015, 9:07 AM

Jazz is so varied that it's a little hard to believe there's something you can't find at least tolerable. But, you certainly have the first and final say on what you like and dislike. I love R&B , but I understand it gets a lot of people's eyes rolling. Rap I just find boring.

Ellis wrote on February 28, 2015, 9:37 AM

Listen to the early stuff rather than the later stuff...Bix Beiderbecke, Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong etc...

GemstonePink wrote on February 28, 2015, 10:08 AM

Not really. One really can say they despise a certain music genre if the only thing they get from it is annoyance. Tones, runs, instruments used, beat, tempo, and more can really influence a person's dislike. My father studied voice in NY and he appeared in the opera Carmen. My brother and i have perfect pitch and we are highly sensitized regarding music. I will always say I despise jazz.

Kasman wrote on February 28, 2015, 1:53 PM

I don't like jazz either. To me a 'Jam Session' is just a lot of random noise with neither direction nor melody.

GemOfAGirl wrote on February 28, 2015, 3:08 PM

LOL - Sorry, but I LOVE that song! I'm just now catching up on some of the things you've written, thanks to calling you out on the 30-Day Song Challenge!

valmnz wrote on February 28, 2015, 3:52 PM

I have to confess I'm rather partial to Take Five and Dave Brubeck as a musician.

LilyDay wrote on March 2, 2015, 2:22 PM

I quite like jazz. I don't actually have any genre of music that I flat out dislike.

roxy7699 wrote on March 2, 2015, 3:38 PM

I like jazz. What I would like even more is if my dentist played music so that I don't have to listen to the drill.