Queen Kitty Report: Strange Human Behavior
I have spent years studying human behavior. I still do not fully understand much of it.
For instance, why is it that humans say that they want to accomplish a certain but behave in a way that contradicts that goal? That is what Mommy does. She says that she wants to polish some stories she's been working on and release them as e-books. However, has she been diligently working on that? No.
Another strange thing I have noticed is how the humans choose a northern climate... and, then, whine about winter. Oh, Mommy has been okay in the past about it for the most part. However, some things have resulted in her being one whiny human this winter. Really, if humans don't want to deal with negative wind chills, why not choose a place that doesn't have them?
And why is it that humans insist upon changing channels when we kitties are watching something? Really, I was watching that episode of Sesame Street this morning and switching channels in the middle of it just because Mommy was bored of hearing it was not okay. And, no, switching to a bird documentary does not fully make up for it.
Humans. Such strange creatures. Still, they do have their purposes. Providing yogurt would, of course, be one of them.
Image Credit » Photo is Mine.