I am NOT Something Else, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat.
Debbi got up this morning and told me I was something else.
I want to make one thing clear.
I am not something else.
Debbi is seriously not a morning person. Seriously. Do not expect intelligent brain function from her before noon. She does not cogitate clearly when I first get her out of bed in the morning.
I am not something else. I am what I am, and that is what I am. That is all I am.
I am a precious sweet punkin, a purty kitty, a sweet prince, a such-a-good-kitty, and such a good boy.
I am not something else. I'm just not.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat and not something else.
Content (c) 2015 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Image Credit » Photo (c) 2014 Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.