I am NOT Something Else, by Guiness the Cat

GayleStorm wrote on February 17, 2015, 12:51 PM

Guiness, what did she call you earlier? Was it something not very nice? I'll cuddle you to make you feel better....if you need.

Sheilamarie78 wrote on February 17, 2015, 1:22 PM

Of course, you are just a sweet kitty and not something else, and why should you be?

BarbRad wrote on February 17, 2015, 2:14 PM

My guess is you woke her up too early and she said you were really "something else." Maybe you two would be more compatible if you would take your naps when she is sleeping instead of waking her up and then taking a nap.

GemOfAGirl wrote on February 17, 2015, 3:23 PM

The picture says it all, lol. It looks like an internet meme, just waiting to happen! Cuddles, from "Something Else" GemOfAGirl.

MelissaE wrote on February 17, 2015, 3:28 PM

I can only imagine what she called you.

Ellis wrote on February 17, 2015, 3:28 PM

Well I'm with Debbie on this one...mornings aren't natural..

LindaCPearson wrote on February 17, 2015, 3:43 PM

Poor Guiness. It's Mildred the Cat. You most definitely are not something else and you definitely are all those things you mentioned. I know for sure you are a sweet prince! You proved that on Valentine's Day with all those posts and words of endearment you sent my way!

LilyDay wrote on February 17, 2015, 4:58 PM

Aww... Poor Guiness. The Fuzzy Trio say that they know that you are a kitty prince.

WordChazer wrote on February 17, 2015, 6:15 PM

Sweetheart punkin Guiness. Sorry to contradict your royal fluffipurriness here, but you ARE something else. You are NOT just any old kitty cat. You are something else called Guiness the spankin' gorgeous black fluffy purring kitty cat and honorary Persona Paper member.

Note to Debbi: sorry for any swelled headedness that gives Guiness the Black, but it is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the black and purry furry truth.

wolfgirl569 wrote on February 17, 2015, 7:17 PM

It sounds like you woke her up way to early. Try letting her sleep a little longer tomorrow.

LadyTrouble wrote on February 17, 2015, 7:33 PM

Oh Guiness! Something else could be something good though, ya know? Poor kitty! all the hard work you put in to get your mama awake and she just doesn't appreciate it does she?

seren3 wrote on February 17, 2015, 10:16 PM

ha ha ha ha ha! That is very cute!

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:21 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. She said, "You are something else." I am not something else.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:21 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. Exactly.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:23 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. What fun would that be? It was time for breakfast. Sleeping through breakfast is not allowed.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:26 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. I personally own ALL the boxes in my zip code.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:27 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. She said, "You are something else." In her confused mind, I think she meant it as a compliment, but I have no idea why. I am not something else.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:28 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. Humans!

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:29 PM

Dear Mildred,

I'll be your sweet prince any day.

Love and purrs, Guiness the sweetie pie.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:30 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. I knew I could count on them.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:31 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. Well, if you put it like that.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:32 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. Well, if she would get up at 5 and stir my food bowl, I'd gladly let her sleep until time for my insulin shot, treats, and brunch.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:34 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. She said it like she meant it as a compliment, but at the early hour of 9 a.m., who knows what goes on in that muddled brain of hers?

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 17, 2015, 11:36 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. I'm very cute.

LadyTrouble wrote on February 18, 2015, 12:08 AM

well maybe she will say it again when she's wide awake. I wouldn't worry Guiness just keep being the adorable you that you are!

valmnz wrote on February 18, 2015, 6:04 AM

Oh Guinness the Cat, she really hurt your feelings, didn't she. That is not nice. At least you're amongst friends here.

crowntower wrote on February 18, 2015, 6:33 AM

Everyone is not someone else just like what you said, thank you for this words of wisdom and inspiration. If a cat stands for its rights and how much more with the humans. We can't really let someone degrade us specially when we are right and really obeying God's rules.

momathome wrote on February 18, 2015, 6:55 AM

Hence the reason my cats normally wake me up crawling in the cat food bag, helping themselves in the morning! They would rather crawl in head first than wake mommy because mommy isn't a morning person either! lol.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 18, 2015, 1:04 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. She was being nice, so she didn't hurt my feelings. I just worry about her mental capacity sometimes because I, clearly, am a cat and not something else.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 18, 2015, 1:05 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. You got that right.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 18, 2015, 1:10 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. I would love to be able to crawl into a bag of cat food and help myself, but, alas, my plans have been thwarted. I'm a diabetic, and all affordable dry food is loaded with yummy, yummy carbs, so it's shut up in a plastic container to be doled out in limited amounts for a treat or in case of a blood glucose emergency. The "healthy" stuff is expensive and usually tastes yucky, so I probably wouldn't eat it anyway.

Deelark wrote on February 19, 2015, 11:30 AM

I am sure you are not Guiness.

LilyDay wrote on February 19, 2015, 11:30 AM

They are always willing to offer support to other kitties--as long as it doesn't involve them getting snow on their paws or interfere with their nap schedules.

maxeen wrote on February 19, 2015, 4:28 PM

Just such a cuddly bundle of fluffiness.

rebelann1949 wrote on February 23, 2015, 12:40 PM

Boobear here ~_~ you sure are handsome

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 24, 2015, 12:52 AM

This is Guiness the Cat. I am me.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 24, 2015, 12:53 AM

This is Guiness the Cat. You're so sweet.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 24, 2015, 12:54 AM

Boobear? Debbi must have us confused, because that's what she calls me when she's not saying I'm something else. Sincerely, Guiness the Cat.

Shellyann36 wrote on February 24, 2015, 7:30 AM

I am sure that after a few cups of coffee she realized her mistake.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on February 24, 2015, 1:10 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. Debbi doesn't drink coffee, so she's still sticking to her story that I am something else.

HappyLady wrote on March 2, 2015, 3:39 AM

Dearest Guineas,
I do not understand. What did Debbie lose her mind and think you were? I have not been something else but Human 1 disappeared so I went next door, which was somewhere else. Now Human 1 is back and we are both here again. I get quite confused. Love from Freya, the Catblog Cat.

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on March 2, 2015, 5:22 PM

Dear Freya the Catblog Cat,

I don't understand either. Surely she's not mistaking me for a dog or a bird. I am her Sweet Punkin, her Sweet Prince, her BooBear, and her Baby Doll. I am not something else.

Sincerely, Guiness who is still a Cat

AngelSharum wrote on April 4, 2015, 3:48 PM

You are a pretty something else. :)

OldRoadsOnceTraveled wrote on April 5, 2015, 11:31 PM

This is Guiness the Cat. You're so sweet.