Self Consciously Yours
Hmm do I put this in random? I suppose that's the best place for it.
Hello my name is, well none of your business. *clears throat* Hello my name is LadyTrouble and I have a problem. I am really bad with punctuation. I don't know where to put my commas, or when I should put a semi-colon. Or even whether that dash was necessary in between semi and colon.
I don't think it was but I digress. Commas are my worst enemy. I never have grasped exactly where best to put the commas. I've never felt so self conscious in my life, either.
Not since I started writing here. Here where I feel as if I need to be grammatically correct in every sense of the word or I'll get the ruler. I don't want the ruler, those things hurt!
I've gotten by very well in life without fear of those commas, but now those buggers are my worst nightmare.