Queen Kitty Report: Weary of Winter
Why won't winter go away? It isn't that I am freezing my paws off. Really, I don't go out in that stuff. I am strictly an indoor kitty, as are my siblings. However, our human parents whine so very much about how cold it is and how, come springtime, they will have to go over this place and make repairs. Really, you should have seen Daddy's face last evening when Mommy told him that he will have to climb a ladder and do some patches on the roof when springtime finally arrives.
Then, of course, Mommy makes noises about wanting "a different place" by next winter. That better not mean kitties in carriers, or she is going to be hearing about it. Really, I do not need to be in a carrier. She can just carry me in her arms. If she needs to cage anyone, she can stuff the brat into a carrier. The princess tends to act more like a heathen beast than feline royalty.
So, I guess it is unfair to say that I am weary of winter. Rather, I am weary of the whining that the humans do. Don't they know that they should be more focused on making sure that the kibble dish is always properly full?
Speaking of whining... Why is it that humans whine so much when somekitty awakens them at 6 a.m.? To me, that seems a purrfectly reasonable time to start tending to kitty needs.
- Queen Kitty
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