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How can my husband be so cruel?

How can my do this to me? We have spent 15 happy years together. We have seen ups and downs of life and now on his return from a business-trip, he did such an unimaginable thing to me.

My heart is torn. I never imagined he is capable of such insensitivity or cruelty. In the coming days, I am only seeing a big struggle and every minute, every hour will test my nerves, my resolve, and my patience.

I don’t know how I will survive this. I don’t think I can. I don’t even want to. What ever happens will solely be the responsibility of my husband.

I don't think I can survive the pressure any longer. I will take out the box of chocolates he has brought from the trip and eat them. I don’t know how many pounds I will gain, but I cannot ignore them any longer.

They are calling me from the cupboard. I can hear them loud and clear. If I try to ignore them, I fail miserably.

Hehe..what did you think he had done? My husband had gone on a business trip and on his return, he brought a box of assorted chocolates for all of us.

The box contains Twix, Mars, Bounty, Snickers and Toblerone. Now my older kids are at school and I am feeling the craving and since it is my husband's fault that he brought them into the house, I don't feel guilty at all if I gobble them up.

What's your favorite ?

(sorry about the irrelevant image. If I had used chocolates, the secret would have been out)

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lush_us wrote on January 16, 2015, 3:38 PM

lol I was thinking he did something bad.. I love snickers, yep snickers is my absolute favorite chocolate bar

luisga814 wrote on January 16, 2015, 3:52 PM

I though first was your husband divorced you but sorry for wrong interpretation.

arthurchappell wrote on January 16, 2015, 4:32 PM

dark chocolate strawberry creams for me

AngelSharum wrote on January 16, 2015, 4:34 PM

LOL I figured you were up to something. At least I was hoping so. I like Twix best out of those.

Elfbwillow wrote on January 16, 2015, 5:08 PM

I was worried for you then! Enjoy your box of chocolates! My favourite chocolates have to be Quality streets!

MegL wrote on January 16, 2015, 6:38 PM

That was very cruel!

bestwriter wrote on January 16, 2015, 7:01 PM

I first thoght you were washing dirty linen in public!
I do that to me all the time. Ever since I buy online I just cannot resist buying those deliciously cruel whatever you call them (lol).

grandma20121 wrote on January 16, 2015, 7:52 PM

I thought he had done something horrible, your so lucky if it were my husband he would ate them all and brang me the empty box

zabelle51 wrote on January 16, 2015, 8:24 PM

I really like peanut butter so Reese are my favorite or the new M&M 's with peanut butter inside. :)

zabelle51 wrote on January 16, 2015, 8:25 PM

By the way, very good buildup. You really had me going I wondered what horrible thing he had done to you. lol :)

UmiNoor wrote on January 16, 2015, 8:26 PM

That was a really good hook. I thought your husband had cheated on you on his business trip. Chocolates can be a "cruel" gift if you're on a diet but once in a while why not just indulge.

ElfenLied21 wrote on January 16, 2015, 8:30 PM

I had to read this twice! Now I get it! I thought he had done something very horrible. Go enjoy that chocolate!

agvulpes wrote on January 16, 2015, 10:10 PM

Oh yes he is really cruel. lol
My favorite is Snickers closely followed by... hmm all of them :)

LeaPea2417 wrote on January 16, 2015, 11:05 PM

Lol, you had me fooled there for a minute! I like all kinds of chocolate, I really don't have a favorite since they are all so delectable!

Dawnwriter wrote on January 17, 2015, 1:43 AM

Haha. So I did manage to build up plenty of suspense and drama

Dawnwriter wrote on January 17, 2015, 1:44 AM

sounds absolutely yummy emoticon :smile:

Dawnwriter wrote on January 17, 2015, 1:45 AM

Quality street are a firm favorite in my household too. They just do not last long.

Dawnwriter wrote on January 17, 2015, 1:46 AM

Aw. Let me send some chocolates your way.

Dawnwriter wrote on January 17, 2015, 1:47 AM

Oh, I intend to indulge all right emoticon :winking:

Dawnwriter wrote on January 17, 2015, 1:48 AM

thanks emoticon :smile:

CountryWine wrote on January 17, 2015, 4:12 PM

I don't have chocolate unless it is dark chocolate. It's healthier.

seren3 wrote on January 18, 2015, 11:43 PM

Ha ha. Chocolate! I love chocolate mint and peanut butter cups the best.

Dawnwriter wrote on January 18, 2015, 11:52 PM

Haha. I think I have put on more pounds by reading the comments than by actually eating the cho c olates.

DDS1 wrote on January 19, 2015, 1:47 AM

Ha! very clever indeed! emoticon :smile:

peachpurple wrote on January 19, 2015, 7:34 AM

You gave me a shock,i thought he had mistreated you

rosepetal wrote on January 19, 2015, 11:35 PM

My favorite out your box is Snickers. But I'm also fond of Reece's peanut butter cups and wafers (that is a new one.) Such soothing food to have around. It's a shame it also reminds you when you look in the darn mirror.

maxeen wrote on January 21, 2015, 1:14 PM

I knew he hadn't been blah,blah, but I did think he may have booked you in to do a bunjy jump or something like that,good job it was something with feet on the ground..maybe.

suzzy3 wrote on January 26, 2015, 5:05 PM

What a terrible husband he is. Cadburys chocolate followed my galaxy chocolate.

shaggin83 wrote on February 5, 2015, 10:25 AM

Oh my goodness this was not what I thought it was about. I thought he cheated on you during a business trip. I was so sad thinking that is what happened and hoped you could work things out. I am so glad it was just chocolates that he bought you lol

HappyLady wrote on February 6, 2015, 8:06 AM

Given a box of chocolates, by a husband or otherwise I can categorically tell you I would be equally as tortured and would definitely give in to temptation.

elles-belles wrote on February 10, 2015, 4:17 PM

Oh my, you are naughty.. you got all of us worried and sympathetic! I honestly thought that he had done something absolutely terrible to you. lol it's a great thing that he brought home some chocolate. Indulge and worry about the waist line later. I absolutely love Mars bars and snickers. Yum!

Mommyjen wrote on February 17, 2015, 4:29 AM

lol ! My favorites are butterfinger , toblerone and cloud9 ( I think this is not available in your country.)

CoralLevang wrote on February 20, 2015, 11:34 AM

I love it. I think it's time to bring out some of my favorite candies.... One is the Mint M&Ms !