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Work through your bubblews rage in 5 easy steps

Are you still full of rage after operation clean slate? Do you find yourself screaming at the poor defenseless bottle of dishsoap standing loyally by the kitchen sink? or refusing to wash your hands in case a stray lathery bubble makes you see red? Then you might just be suffering from PTBD (Post traumatic Bubblews Disorder)

Well fear not here at cleanseyourrage.com we have put together a self treatment package designed by our expert team of psychotic psychotherapists so you can help yourself move past this difficult time in your life. We have decided to offer this treatment to you for the introductory price of 1c. That's right just ONE CENT

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Dear Customer

Thank you for your purchase please find your step by step guide to your PTBD recovery below. As a further thank you we have included a bonus discount on your next purchase ( for further details see bottom of page)

Step 1.

Gather a few items.

1 small child (the smaller the better, preferably your own)

1 white printer label and a marker pen

1 bottle of bubble soap and a bubble wand

1 megaphone.

Step 2.

Use the pen to write the name Arvind on the white printer label to create a name tag. Then place the name tag on the child's forehead. Hand the child the bubblews soap and sand well back.

Step 3.

At this point the child will naturally be inclined to start using the treatment equipment you provided to excitedly create bubblews.

Step 4.

Watch your child or the child borrowed with permission enjoy their bubbly fun. At this point if the sight of the small child's enjoyment has quelled your inner rage then congratulations you are cured. And should no longer feel the need to kill every time a stray bubble crosses your path.

Caution.

Only proceed to step 5 if the sight of those bubbles has you reaching for a weapon.

Step 5.

Begin bursting the child bubbles let all that rage go with one screaming rant into the megaphone don't stop until you begin to feel dizzy. now take a good long look at the child. congratulations you made Arvind cry.

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Comments

FancyFree74 wrote on January 7, 2015, 6:42 PM

You should buy that domain name, I bet somebody would buy it! LOl, great idea by the way! very funny!

Vickiw wrote on January 7, 2015, 6:45 PM

Hee hee! This is beautiful! Now all I need is one small child. There don't seem to be any around here, and dang! Kidnapping is illegal. Love it!!

who_wants_a_fish wrote on January 7, 2015, 6:52 PM

Oh you have made me giggle and tea almost came out of my nose! I love this!

ison1 wrote on January 7, 2015, 6:59 PM

hahaha that has had me laughing so hard. That's hilarious, so funny!

vanGogh wrote on January 7, 2015, 7:39 PM

hee ha..this should be a featured post..in Bubblews emoticon :smile: we all need this one feel good post

Soonerdad3 wrote on January 7, 2015, 9:19 PM

That was hilarious and an awesome read, I did not get taken nearly as bad as some, but I was pretty ticked off for what they did.

phoenixmaid wrote on January 7, 2015, 9:22 PM

I did consider posting it over there but didn't want to get in trouble lol

Dawnwriter wrote on January 8, 2015, 1:13 AM

Haha. This was really funny. I was enraged and disappointed and experienced a whole gamut of emotions but now I have moved on. Bubblews did enrich my life in more than one way and taught me many valuable lessons. Now it is time tomove on.

madeindevon wrote on January 8, 2015, 1:56 AM

What are you like! This really did make me laugh out loud¬ x very funny x

BodieMor wrote on January 8, 2015, 3:23 AM

Okay, that was clever and funny! Another casualty of exploding bubbles, seren3 has to read this for a good laugh!

j2401 wrote on January 8, 2015, 5:08 AM

Hahaha love it! As it happens at 11.30 this morning I will have a small child here and we do have a pot of bubbles. You should post that on Bubblews

phoenixmaid wrote on January 8, 2015, 5:32 AM

I'm going to tonight. I'll be making it a parting gift. I need to add 400 characters so I'll be working on an introduction and a bit of editing today

j2401 wrote on January 8, 2015, 5:52 AM

I shall look out for it.

GedWrites wrote on January 8, 2015, 7:45 AM

You're as daft as I am, I think this is great and who cares whether they like it or not .. do it and I will definitely like it

scheng1 wrote on January 8, 2015, 8:25 AM

I just sleep it off. It's the easiest way to cool down.

WordChazer wrote on January 8, 2015, 9:31 AM

*grin*. Better to cleanse my rage by seeing my reviews bring my blog to life, where any revenue earned will be mine, all mine, not shared with half the world's scam artists. But the option you describe above is fine if you have a small child in the vicinty. However, like vickiw says, no such small human immediately presents itself.

Dustin4ever wrote on January 8, 2015, 12:10 PM

I absolutely love this. What a sense of humor you have! Cannot wait to see if you have a response but don't count on it. Communication is not something they get involved in.

seren3 wrote on January 8, 2015, 3:59 PM

That's funny! The subject does need lightening up in every way possible!

phoenixmaid wrote on January 8, 2015, 4:33 PM

no response so far but i think i posted it too early to be honest. at least it gave a few people something to smile at

nbaquero wrote on January 9, 2015, 5:00 AM

&phoenixmade How long will the introductory offer will last? I know a lot of people (thousands) interested on this treatment, but due to some reduced/lost earnings they are afraid they might not afford it, once the 1 cent offer is gone!

Thanks for this post, I hope you don't mind I share it in social media networks!

maxeen wrote on January 9, 2015, 4:46 PM

Go on ! I dare you! Put it on the bubble place.

oldies909 wrote on January 11, 2015, 4:47 PM

Very interesting article. Keep up the good work.

angelaterese13 wrote on January 12, 2015, 11:08 AM

Now this is quite an innovative way to work through something! I know you'll make a lot of people smile with this post!

phoenixmaid wrote on January 13, 2015, 4:20 AM

I already did lol. not a huge response but it did land on the front page for a bit

AliCanary wrote on January 16, 2015, 7:14 AM

Nope. Couldn't get past wanting to punch the kid once he had the nametag on.

nbaquero wrote on January 16, 2015, 3:04 PM

& phoenixmaid I am now in phase 2 of this therapy. Deleting my post seems to have a calming effect !

AndyLeeParker wrote on January 25, 2015, 1:42 AM

Hi! Glad to see you here. I signed up a while back, but haven't had much time to try it out until now. I guess I still had hope that Bubblews would come back, but I'm among the sufferers you describe.