Introduction for darianlayne
If I could blurt out the first thing that came to mind when I was asked to describe myself, it would be "too opinionated". I always find myself easily judging, and assuming people have finally lost their marbles; even the shiny metallic ones that you can never misplace, even if you tried. I am a stay at home to a fabulous, yet hectic two year old girl who thinks she owns the world. I enjoy my days by shocking myself every time I hear my mother's voice come out of my mouth. "What are you eating? Is that poop? Don't smear that on the couch!" It's like deja vu from my childhood, yet these words come spewing out of my own mouth. We enjoy arts and crafts, even though most of the time our glitter glue, or our princess sparkles end up plastered to the mop of hair we like to call our family dog! When you have a toddler, you come to terms with the endless hours, the jeans you traded in for yoga pants, and the 'way too many a week' trips to Starbucks. Iced caramel macchiato. That's all I have to say. That drink is my saving grace. It's my wing man, my right hand man. If I could trade my husband for an inanimate object- my coffee would win first prize You could say my life is some what chaotic, but I wouldn't trade it for anything; not even to be Channing Tatum's go- to lady!