My lovely cat hair
Hi. Lovey, the cat, here.
This is the latest rule that Mom told me. I am not supposed to sit on the couch. Isn't that the pits? Mom tells me I can sit on the floor or in her lap or in Dad's lap or on her 'puter chair. But not on the couch, because I leave my lovely cat hair there.
Only she didn't call it lovely. She called it, " Danged cat hair."
I think a little cat hair on the clothes makes a human look so much better. I also think Mom is a person who likes rules. A lot ! And me being a Cat (with a capital "C"), I don't like rules.
Except for these rules, which I made up:
Mom must hold me whenever I want, even if it means she can't type at the 'puter.
Dad must play Fetch the Mousie with me at least ten times a day.
I should be allowed to eat potato chips and French fries whenever I want, because I love dem!
So, there you have it. The only rules that are any good. And I have to go now, because Mom is busy and maybe I can sneak back onto the couch.
Until next time ... with mews, purrs, and cat kisses!
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