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FOPP'ers! A Call to Arms! This is War!

Loudman Has Launched a Rival Group!

This is a serious threat. See here - Fun at Persona Paper- Join Today!

In a blatant and unprovoked attack on Friends of Persona Paper (#FOPP) - Loudman has launched a copycat group- Fun At Persona Paper . He's hoping that he and his fellow FAPP'ers will undermine all our good work.

At the last count we had 23 members. I believe, including Loudman, there are only 3 Fapp'ers and 2 of them are undercover Fopp'ers.

Don't let that loudmouth Loudman turn your head with all his talk of fun.

Any FOPP'er flip-flopping to the FAPP'ers will be banished to the other site.

We will be scrutinizing all articles posted and comments made by FOPP'ers and any sign of fun or humor will be treated as an act of treason.

Please reply below with any ideas on how we can stop Loudman and his quest to make this place fun.

PS. If anybody's in any doubt about my intentions, please look at the category I used for this article. emoticon :grin:


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Comments

allen0187 wrote on September 4, 2014, 11:26 AM

Wow! Two warring stables! I'm neither a member of both so do you guys declare war on me as well?

LOL!

suffolkjason wrote on September 4, 2014, 11:31 AM

You want it! You got it! You traitorous dog!

emoticon :grin:

tinamarie wrote on September 4, 2014, 12:15 PM

It's FOPP'ers all the way! FOPP'ers calling out FAPP'ers... sounds like we need some covert actions taken. ;)

suffolkjason wrote on September 4, 2014, 12:42 PM

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get into Loudman's mind.

Feisty56 wrote on September 4, 2014, 6:21 PM

Yikes! That could be a mortal quest. : )

Feisty56 wrote on September 4, 2014, 6:23 PM

Jason, Jason, Jason -- thank you for taking up my slack as the September FOPP clerk. I have been trying to figure out what to say/write since 9/1, so glad you gave me a bit of a reprieve here. : )

As to the FAPPers -- don't worry --we'll convert them to our challenge in no time.

Ellis wrote on September 4, 2014, 6:41 PM

No way am I wearing flip-flops!

Scorpie wrote on September 4, 2014, 7:54 PM

If you don't know what fapp means you best google it.

bestwriter wrote on September 4, 2014, 8:56 PM

I am neutral and a PPer for all purposes,.I shall stay a PPer for all times. emoticon :tongue:

LoudMan wrote on September 4, 2014, 10:25 PM

Undermine? Nah, son. I'm trying to tell enough lies to promote you guys. :P

But, since it's war, *Hurls tomato* it's on. and, anyone you banish to will be banished back. So, there.

nbaquero wrote on September 5, 2014, 10:57 AM

suffolkjason
LoudMan is only using the FAPP as a diversion, his real intention is to launch another group (according to my sources, that is).

suffolkjason wrote on September 5, 2014, 11:08 AM

Oh! Not on this side of the pond. We don't do anything vigorously.

AdrienneJenkins wrote on September 5, 2014, 11:31 AM

I only want to keep up with the group that will be serving cocktails and pizza at the next member's meeting. Which one has Happy Hours?

BarbRad wrote on September 6, 2014, 1:05 AM

I'm guessing that would be the FAPPers, since LoudMan can make pizza. Hmm. That might make a traitor of me. But I can't desert FOPP. I'll be a double agent. That way I still get pizza.

BarbRad wrote on September 6, 2014, 1:07 AM

My funny bone is on the blink so I think I'll stick with FOPP for now. I'll join the FAPPers if I have surgery and they put me on the pain pills that make me crazy happy.

SLGarcia wrote on September 6, 2014, 9:44 AM

I will always be a true-blue FOPPer and shall remain one to the end!

paigea wrote on September 6, 2014, 2:06 PM

Cocktails and pizza that is the way to my loyalty. Great idea

paigea wrote on September 6, 2014, 2:08 PM

Right now I am a member of FOPP I am wavering about trying to belong to both.

LoudMan wrote on September 7, 2014, 1:16 AM

Hah! I have no min to get into! So, there!

LoudMan wrote on September 7, 2014, 1:17 AM

*mind*

AliCanary wrote on September 7, 2014, 9:25 AM

Hmmm, well people do tend to do their fapping covertly. I hope you guys know how to use Urban Dictionary, just in case you didn't catch the major nudge-nudge-wink-wink in all of this.

SandraLynn wrote on September 8, 2014, 8:41 AM

Okay, I'm late. And I have questions:

Will there be pizza?
Can I wear flip flops?
Is there some double meaning I'm missing that I am too lazy to look up but that someone else may have and will tell me without giving me too much flack for being lazy about it?
Will there be pizza?

Thank you.

This does not mean I am moving to the dark side.

Though sometimes being in the dark is not a bad thing ;)