Head lice and ramen noodles
I tell ya, it just doesn't get any worse than that. I spotted this headline while scrolling through facebook that had to do with both lice and a bowl of ramen noodles. What on earth could that possibly be about? It was so intriguing in kind of a bad way that I had to continue reading. I wasn't surprised, sadly, by what the article contained. It was about an argument that ensued between a trailer parkee and a trailer park owner about picking head lice at the pool while eating ramen noodles. I guess in this particular establishment you can't pick head lice at the pool while eating ramen noodles . That's probably an unwritten rule in every establishment, I'm guessing.
That desperately needs to be a movie title, similar to "don't be a menace to the south side while drinking your juice in the hood", only it's worse, in a good/bad way. I think that was the title of the movie anyhow, I never bothered to fully read the title because by the time your head realizes that it's a satirical film, you just give up making any kind of sense out of it. The same way I felt reading that article, probably the exact same way you fell reading this one. :)